Pisgah has been on my list of places that I want to ride for a long time. But with the shop and the job, we’ve never worked out the timing to go down there and do it. So when Emily asked if I had any interest in being her teammate for PMBAR, it seemed like kismet. Here was an opportunity to go down there, spend all day in the woods with a friend and see a bunch of other friends at the same time. I tried to warn her, I’m slow and I ride a singlespeed - neither of which was destined to change before I got down there.
I did my homework before going down there. I knew that the trails were less technical than what I’m accustomed to - but that everything is much, much bigger. And indeed, that’s generally what I found. But I also found a few things that I hadn’t considered. PMBAR’s choose-your-own-adventure format is definitely geared for local riders. I thought that riding with Emily would make lack of local knowledge a non-issue. But what I found was that not knowing the terrain or trails meant that I never knew what sort of effort I could give when things got tough. I wasn’t really comfortable not knowing how much gas I needed in the tank, I didn’t know what size tank I needed.
Then I also learned that in Pisgah they have their own language. Here are some examples of what i learned:
- right around the corner = approximately 4-5 miles
- almost there = 20 more switchbacks
- a little hike-a-bike = 45 minutes or more
Clearly, our paltry VT hike-a-bikes were no preparation for what PMBAR had in store for me on Saturday. My skimpy big rides of 3-4 hours only scraped the surface of the deep digging that I would have to do. This I figured out early in our outing. I managed to give myself a blister in the first climb/hike-a-bike because I didn’t fasten my shoe tight enough. This made me a bit cranky to start, but a fast rolling descent, a fine time on Squirrel Gap , some enjoyable stream crossings, and bagging a couple of checkpoints made things better.

It was still relatively early, and the sun came out bringing the heat with it. We headed out and back on some gravel to get another checkpoint and at one point there was a horrid, stinging pain in my eyelid. Like I had just gotten stung by a bee. Remember the last time I got stung by a bee? Was not looking forward to that on my face, but after a few minutes the crazy pain subsided and we never found evidence of an actual bee or sting - so not really sure what happened there.

checkpoint
At this point my left knee started to feel funny. And my stomach began to flag me with some issues. And i was tired. With an unknown quantity of climbing before me I was walking the steeper (though I use that term loosely) efforts in the hope that saving my legs would keep me moving forward. Emily was entertaining me with an impromptu lecture on the history of the roads and trails and use of the area, which i thoroughly enjoyed. Quiz me - I was listening.

emily forcing me to take this photo of the view from Pilot. Yes, I'm happy I have it now, though I wasn't happy at the time.
In order to grab our fourth, and thankfully final checkpoint, we had to hike-a-bike this Pilot trail. Unfortunately, this is where I completely lost all hope. It was a steep, rocky, never-ending-story of a hike. My right quad was cramping when I tried to use it. My stomach was a rock of pain and my attitude was very poor indeed. In my head, just getting to the checkpoint (if there really was a checkpoint) would be victory enough. After that I could retire easily and happily to the campsite to drink beer. Done. I was done.
Emily was not done. And she did not take kindly to my quitting words. She had many reasons why a DNF was unreasonable in my situation, and I found that listening to her convince me not to quit while we spun down the mostly flat gravel road made me feel a bit better. And then, what really made me decide to keep going (with the caveat that Emily promised that it was feasible for us to finish within the time limit, i was really unhappy with the thought that I’d undertake this final effort and not finish in time) was that we’d been discussing Fat Cyclist earlier and I remembered that he was doing an Iron Man that very same day. And while I had only some supposedly short section of climbing, one short hike-a-bike, and a descent before i could finish — he was about to run a marathon after swimming and biking a really long way. And if he could do that stupid thing, I could certainly find it within myself to finish this soul-crushing race.
So I made the turn away from the campground and my nice, warm, cozy clothes and followed Emily up the last section. Did I mention that it was raining now? As we climbed up this last road/trail thing, the rain started pouring and darkness was descending fast. My attitude was awful, in my head I was very negative and foul-mouthed. Again, I had no concept of how long this would take us. I didn’t notice when we turned onto Black Mountain. We fiddled with lights (wished I had experimented with my light before the ride) and I found that it really was a short hike-a-bike.
Coming down the other side was crazy. Yeah - we were almost done and that was great. But it was pouring rain and we couldn’t see the trail because of fog. Not knowing the trail at all I felt very discombobulated on the way down, but was pleased not to crash on any of the slick roots and rocks that I couldn’t see. Finally finishing was a great feeling. 63 miles, just under 13 hours, 50th out of 55 finishing teams. So happy to have survived. It did feel much better to finish than to DNF and big thanks to Emily for her endless reasons to keep going.
Thanks to Emily for keeping the faith, I owe her another singletrack ride in Pisgah to make up for not getting 5 checkpoints. Thanks to everyone else for being awesome and friendly. And big thanks to Pisgah Productions for a punishing race that I’ll remember forever.